
🎶 "Not Today, Buddy!" 🎶
(A Scuba Diver’s Excuse Song)
(Verse 1)
Hey man, the ocean’s calling, got my gear packed tight,
Wetsuit’s on, tanks are full, the viz looks just right!
But you’re sending me a text—what’s this I see?
Another last-minute excuse, oh buddy, please!
(Pre-Chorus)
Last week it was “too cold,” then “too much sun,”
Yesterday, “I overslept, I’m just too done!”
Every time I call you up, you’ve got something to say,
What’s it gonna be this time? Let me guess, okay…
(Chorus)
“My fin’s got a crack,” (Nah, that was last year!)
“I think my tank’s too heavy,” (Man, just grab a beer!)
“Oh no, I lost my dive mask,” (Dude, I’ve got a spare!)
“Umm...I think I’m getting sick?” (Bro, don’t you dare!)
(Post-Chorus)
Not today, buddy, you’re running out of lines,
I know you love diving—don’t pretend you’re blind!
Grab your gear, let’s go, stop making me wait,
No more silly excuses, the ocean won’t wait!
(Verse 2)
Oh now it’s “sharks might get me,” “what if I see an eel?”
Man, you’re tougher than that, c’mon, let’s be real!
“You know, my grandma’s cat needs a bath today,”
That’s it, I’m done—get in or stay!
(Bridge)
The sea lions are laughing, the lobsters don’t care,
The octopus is waving, there’s magic everywhere!
The bubbles are rising, the current is light,
You’re missing all the action, it’s scuba delight!
(Final Chorus)
“My wetsuit’s too tight,” (Man, that’s not true!)
“I forgot how to breathe,” (It’s a reg, dude!)
“My GoPro’s dead,” (That’s just insane!)
“Fine, I’ll suit up... but you owe me a drink!”
(Outro)
Not today, buddy, no more saying no,
The ocean is waiting, it’s time to go!
Next time you make excuses, I’ll know what to say,
“Too bad, we’re diving—no backing out today!”
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